Frustrated
Note: family members of mine may not want to read this, the rest of you… meh)You know what SUCKS about seeing someone who doesn’t live in the same country?You can’t actually have sex.Do you have any...
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No, seriously… SERIOUSLY???
So the other day I went to see my parents as my mum hasn’t been feeling well at all. Wanted to cheer her up a bit. So over I went, with sausage rolls and cakes from the bakery. I dropped off Zack at...
View ArticleSomebody…
Somebody has been pushing all his boundaries recently.Somebody has been swearing no matter how much i tell him off when he does.Somebody has decided it’s a great idea to wake up his little brother in...
View ArticleBloody Government Benefits…
Hi, I’m Marylin and I’m scrounging benefit scum. I live off the state.With the kids needing to be looked after, it’s honestly better for me to be at home living off benefits than if I was to go out and...
View ArticleFecking Five Year Olds… ARGH!
Dear Zack,This is your Mum talking.You know, the person who’s taken care of you since you were a single celled zygote in utero?The one who DIDN’T abandon you like your father did.The one who makes sure...
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Damn Underwires!
(Dad, or anyone else that doesn’t want to hear about me talking about bras, you can turn away now! Love ya! x)So… I am now down to just two bras that fit ok.One is ok, it fits well, holds me in as much...
View ArticleYou Should Be So Lucky
Warning, this may be a bit of a rant… How DARE you tell your children to “shut up”.Do you have ANY idea how lucky you are?To have your beautiful children who can talk and sing and will tell you their...
View ArticleSome People Just Shouldn’t Drive!
/rantWhat sort of person must you be to see a mother with two young children walking down the pavement on a wet rainy horrible day that would make you think it’s ok to SPEED UP in the slush to make...
View ArticleIt’s Good To Know You’re Not Alone
This weekend has been a bit, eh, well, a bit too long for my liking.Zack has been being naughty and saying/doing the same things over and over again regardless of whether I have asked him not to, told...
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Not again… ARGH!
For the second time in just over a year, Zack has got so angry with a game that he’s thrown a bloody remote at the tv, causing it to break. It is, quite frankly, fecked.Can you all say “ARRRRRRGHHHHH”...
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